Chat

Transcribing chats with friends can be entertaining (arguably). This is an excerpt from a recent telephone conversation I had with a mate. Additional material should be submitted via the email address above

X: I was going to go on a date tonight but I can’t be arsed.
Y: What's she like?
X: Pre-Raphaelite…..
Y: What, her hair or her taste in art?
X: Hair, ginger curls
Y: Never liked ginger….ginger minger
X: Thing is, she’s such an environmentalist
Y: Oh shit
X: You know, recycling and global warming, she ticks all the right boxes but I can’t be arsed with all that
Y: Yeah, you don’t want to be constantly discussing it
X: Not on a date at least.
X: She’s a bit like our old friend in that respect
Y: You’ve been there, done that…
X: I did not do her
Y: Not in the biblical sense perhaps…..
X: You remember what your mate said about sleeping with her…..that it was like being engulfed…
Y: Did you two never get close then?
X: she once groped me in a pub
Y: where?
X: In the saloon bar I believe
Y: Nah…..Where about your person?
X: My arse
Y: Well, really….