Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Soulmates

(Un)inspired by stories from those who have used Grauniad Soulmates, the seeming inadequacies of its informational aspect came to mind.

If you agree, why not tick some of the following boxes, copy and paste into an email, and give your prospective partner a more honest insight prior to coitus



Social/hobbies: Are you or have you ever been one of the following?

Arsonist
Anarchist
Junkie
Soft drug user
Inebriate
Marxist
Admirer of Michael Heseltine
Interested in the Middle East
Carnivore
Supporter of PR
Auto-eroticist
Gardener (uphill or downdale)
Stamp collector
Topologist
Misanthrope
Wearer of silk underpants
Francophile

Feel free to add your own arresting categories

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